Gear breakdowns
Foam blasters, LARP props, packs and pouches, reviewed after field use. We note spring wear, magazine fit, and how gear behaves in coastal humidity versus dry Highveld dust.
Gear breakdowns, bug-out bag checklists tuned for Highveld cold and coastal damp, foam blaster and LARP prop reviews, plus weekly fiction serials set in Johannesburg, Durban and the Karoo. Everything here is written by people who pack the same bags and walk the same fields.
Getzombys runs on a small editorial team and a wider circle of contributors who test gear in real conditions rather than reading spec sheets. Below is the working menu: the formats we publish, who they suit, and where each one stops being useful.
If you are new, the weekend kit guide is the sensible entry point. If you already carry a pack, the regional checklists and fiction archive will give you more to argue about in the comments.
Related reading: Capabilities and Use Cases.
Foam blasters, LARP props, packs and pouches, reviewed after field use. We note spring wear, magazine fit, and how gear behaves in coastal humidity versus dry Highveld dust.
Separate lists for plateau winters and coastal routes. Printable, with weight notes and the items most people overpack. Not a shopping list, more a starting argument.
Short episodes set in Johannesburg, Durban and the Karoo. New instalments run weekly, and comment threads pick apart the endings. Reader-submitted outbreak scenarios appear between arcs.
Longer pieces on the genre's back catalogue, with an eye on how South African settings get used or ignored. Useful if you want context before writing your own scenario.
Free downloads for weekend kits and longer trips. Plain layouts, no branding clutter, sized to fit a standard folder. Update them as your loadout changes.
Send an outbreak scenario, a field note, or a correction to a review. We edit lightly and credit contributors. Fiction submissions open between serial arcs.
Not every reader wants the same thing. Some come for a gear breakdown before a weekend skirmish, others want a printable checklist for the car, and a few are here purely for the fiction. These are the formats we actually run, what each one includes, and where it stops.
Foam blasters, LARP props, packs and pouches tested on real routes around Gauteng and the coast. Each review lists what held up, what failed in dust or humidity, and the maintenance the item needs after a season.
Best for readers buying before a season, not after.
Printable lists tuned for Highveld winters, coastal humidity and long drives between towns. We separate the core kit from the optional extras so you can pack for a weekend without carrying a full expedition load.
Printable, no account needed.
Weekly short fiction set in Johannesburg, Durban and the Karoo, plus reader-submitted outbreak scenarios. Comment threads open after each episode ending, and we publish the ones that use local detail instead of generic collapse.
Fiction runs alongside the practical guides.